The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
Has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his wife

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He is a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay :(